Tuesday, June 30, 2009

duct tape prom dress

duct tape prom dress

(MYFOX NATIONAL) - Some students around the country this year planned for their proms in an unusual way -- they made their own duct tape dresses. Theone-of-a-kind dresses have been popping up on prom night for years and now offer students a chance at a $3,000 scholarship.

In Grafton, Ohio, Rachel Cunningham and her date, Billy Oliver , wore their homemade creations to the Midview High School prom in early May. The pair chose the theme of Mother Nature and Father Time for their outfits, which used 47 rolls of duct tape in 18 colors.

"It took a lot of trial-and-error," Cunningham said to The Morning Journal . "But I got better and better at it as I went."

The colorful outfits also got them selected for a national contest sponsored by the maker of Duck brand duct tape.

Two Flathead High School students in Kalispell, Mont. , are also among the finalists in a national duct tape prom-wear contest. Charden Wood says it took about a month to create her flamenco dress and her date's pin-striped suit. Her date, Steven Quade, said duct tape doesn't breathe, and his suit was very warm. "My suit was really hot, duct tape doesn't breathe at all."

The "Stuck at Prom" contest is down to 10 finalist, out of over 200 entries. The winning couple and school will each receive $3,000 scholarships. Online voting is available at www.stuckatprom.com . The last day for voting is July 2, and winners will be announced July 9.

If you are planning to make your own duct tape dress , a do-it-yourself fashion blog offers some instruction

michael jackson autopsy photo

michael jackson autopsy photo

The supposed "leaked" autopsy report of Michael Jackson, which claimed that the pop singer's body was severely wounded when he died, is a hoax - and there is no autopsy photo.

Michael Jackson, who apparently died of cardiac arrest, was reported in the "autopsy" to be in terrible shape at the time of his death. It claimed that Jackson's ribs were broken at the time of his death, likely from attempts to resuscitate him, and his stomach was filled with only pills.

It also claimed that Jackson's hips, thighs and shoulders were tracked with needle wounds and that he was found to have four "injection sites" found near his heart.

After the hoax autopsy was released and reported by several media outlets, the Los Angeles County coroner released the following statement: "The report that is being published did not come from this office. I don't know where the information came from, or who that information came from. It is not accurate. Some of it is totally false."

Now people are searching for a "Michael Jackson autopsy photo". There is no such thing. There is only a "Michael Jackson last photo" out.

property room

property room

Find everything from unique items to high-end items, including diamond jewelery, all at a steal. And the best part is you can do it without ever leaving your home.

And here's another interesting aspect - all the items for sale are being sold by police departments around the country. They're selling off items retrieved from burglaries, credit card fraud and other crimes. And they're giving you a chance to get in on the deals.

The deals are found on the Web site PropertyRoom.com and the items sold online are stored around the country in warehouses. And among the biggest sellers is bicycles.

Many of these items have been recovered from crimes and, for a variety of reasons, never made it back to the rightful owner. So police departments can sell the items to make money for the local community, or they can have the Property Room can do the selling for them.

Property Room founder Tom Lane is a former Long Island detective, and when he started the business 10 years ago, he had 28 police departments on board. Now, he's up to 1,800.

So while you'll never know the story behind the items available, you can still own them. Everything is sold through auctions, including jewelry.

Visit PropertyRoom.com for more information.

Monday, June 29, 2009

janet jackson bet awards 2009

janet jackson bet awards 2009

The BET Awards was more than a musical tribute to Michael Jackson’s music.

Top stars also gave a nod to Jackson’s timeless fashion influence on the red carpet and onstage.

Opening the show, New Edition performed a medley of Jackson 5 tunes wearing ‘70s fringed suede vests and huggy bear caps, but no afros or platform shoes. Seems like a natural to us.

Other performers emulated Jackson’s iconoclastic style: crop leather jackets (especially red), white T-shirts, pegged black pants, black shoes, white socks – and a single white glove.

But no matter what everyone wore, the man on everyone’s mind at the BET Awards was definitely Michael Jackson.

fred travalena

fred travalena

Fred Travalena, the master impressionist and singer whose broad repertoire of voices ranged from Jack Nicholson to Sammy Davis Jr. to Bugs Bunny, has died. He was 66.

Travalena, who began being treated for an aggressive form of non-Hodgkin's lymphoma in 2002 and saw the disease return last July after going into remission in 2003, died Sunday at his home in Encino, according to his publicist, Roger Neal. Travalena also was diagnosed with prostate cancer in 2003 but had been in complete remission since then.

Dubbed "The Man of a Thousand Faces" and "Mr. Everybody," Travalena emerged on the national stage as an impressionist in the early 1970s.

Over the next three decades, he was a headliner in Las Vegas, Reno and Atlantic City, performed in concerts around the country, appeared on "The Tonight Show" and other talk shows and starred in his own specials, such as "The Many Faces of Fred Travalena" and "Comedy in the Oval Office."

The boyish-faced entertainer is said to have had a repertoire of more than 360 celebrity, political and cartoon-character voices, including Clint Eastwood, Dr. Ruth Westheimer, Joe Pesci, Robert De Niro, Henry Kissinger, Donald Rumsfeld, Johnny Mathis, Bruce Springsteen and Luciano Pavarotti.

"I've known impressionists who have reached a wall where they can't do any more [voices]," Travalena told the Omaha World Herald in 1996. "I don't have that problem, thank God."

In one part of his act, Travalena physically and vocally "morphed" into all of the U.S. presidents, from John F. Kennedy up to George W. Bush.

He also was known to sing "Have I Told You Lately" in various voices, including Kermit the Frog ("Have I told you lately that I love you"), Katharine Hepburn ("Have I told you there's no one else above you") and Frank Sinatra ("You fill my heart with gladness . . . ")

The imaginative entertainer even did Sinatra imitating Boy George.

Of Italian and Irish heritage, Travalena was born Oct. 6, 1942, in the Bronx, N.Y., and grew up on Long Island.

When it came to impressions, he had an early role model: his father, a onetime entertainer who sang and performed comedy and impressions.

"He got me doing church shows when I was just a little kid," Travalena recalled in a 1998 interview on "The Crier Report" on Fox News Network. "I used to do an impression of [singer] Johnny Ray."

In school, he said, he learned to deal with bullies by imitating a Martian voice or Porky Pig. And he found he could deflect a teacher's question of why he didn't do his homework by making her laugh with his impression of Crazy Guggenheim, the goofy character played on TV by Frank Fontaine during Jackie Gleason's "Joe the Bartender" sketches.

During a stint in the Army's Special Services, Travalena won the All-Army Entertainment Award for best singer and once impersonated President Lyndon Johnson's voice on the base theater's answering machine to announce the movies and show times.

Although he told the New York Times in 1989 that he was "headed for the commercial art field," Travalena said: "That wasn't getting me up in the morning, and I couldn't get show business out of my mind."

At one point after launching his career as a singer, he and his singer wife, Lois, were performing together at Andrews Air Force Base near Washington, D.C.

As recounted in a 1989 New York Times story, Lois surprised her husband by spontaneously asking the audience, "How'd you like to hear Fred do impressions?"

He went on to impersonate Dean Martin, Paul Lynde, Jim Nabors and Presidents Kennedy and Johnson.

"People liked it," he later said.

Travalena reportedly was performing at a resort hotel in the Catskills when impressionist Rich Little was in the audience. After the show, Little congratulated Travalena and later recommended him for a spot in British celebrity journalist David Frost's show at the Riviera in Las Vegas.

billy mays dead fox news

billy mays dead fox news

Brash TV pitchman Billy Mays, whose ubiquitous ads for household products like OxiClean and Orange Glo made him a pop icon, was found dead at his Tampa home on Sunday morning.

The booming-voiced Mays, 50, died just hours after suffering a blow to the head during a rough plane landing on a US Airways flight.

It was unclear whether the bumpy landing contributed to Mays' death, but he complained about not feeling well before going to bed.

"All of a sudden as we hit, you know, it was just the hardest hit, all the things from the ceiling started dropping," Mays told Fox 13 in Tampa. "It hit me on the head, but I got a hard head."

He wrote on Twitter: "Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing. Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air."

Mays' wife, Deborah, found him in bed at their home and called 911 when she couldn't revive him around 7:45a.m.

Tampa police said there were no signs of foul play.

Police spokeswoman Laura McElroy said any connection between the rough landing and Mays' death would "purely be speculation."

There were no reported injuries at the time of the landing. An autopsy will be done on Mays today.

"My dad didn't wake up this morning," Mays' son Billy, 22, wrote on Twitter. "It hasn't yet hit me but it's about to."

"He's gone. I'm gonna be strong for him," he later added. "I'm thankful I got to talk to my dad last night. I miss him immensely already. But I feel him with me."

Mays had no known major health problems, although he walked with a limp and was planning to have hip replacement surgery.

"Although Billy lived a public life, we don't anticipate making any public statements over the next couple of days," Deborah Mays said in a statement. "Our family asks that you respect our privacy during these difficult times."

Billy Mays, who was born in McKees Rocks, Pa., got his start peddling products on the Atlantic City Boardwalk and never stopped hustling.

He detailed his philosophy in a visit to the Daily News this month: "Life's a pitch, and then you buy."

Mays flashed his trademark smile and spoke in a toned-down version of his usual booming voice.

"I compare myself to a big-league slugger, a quarterback, the doctor who delivers the baby," he said. "I'm not an inventor, but I'll take your product to the next level."

He also had many admirers in his Tampa neighborhood, like Korene Shelton, 30, a bartender at Hula Bay, which Mays and his wife frequented.

"It was so neat that he was so approachable and it was so neat to spend some time with him," Shelton said. "It's been a week of shock after shock. With him being local it hit even harder."

Mays starred with partner Andrew Sullivan in a Discovery Channel reality show "Pitchmen," which followed the infomercial kings as they searched for new inventions to plug.

"I hate to say it," Sullivan said. "But the king is dead."

http://www.nydailynews.com/video/?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=3862462

Sunday, June 28, 2009

dinner at eight

dinner at eight

No planning, no map reading, no driving, no parking - coach holidays equal exploring minus the hassle.

You also usually get help with your bags, and the latest coaches are comfier than you might expect, with air-conditioning, leather seats, acres of legroom and entertainment screens.

Domestic coach holidays, selling well in these money-conscious times, can be amazingly cheap.

A late-deal, eight-day holiday to Devon with Shearings - including transport from the South East and back, half-board hotel and evening entertainment - was available last week for just £189.

While overseas coach trips are, of course, more expensive, they are often the most affordable way to see a country. You can tour pretty much anywhere in the world where there are roads: not only Europe (by coach all the way and back, or fly/coach), but also North America, South Africa, India, Japan, Australia ...

So, if you're intrigued by the idea of a coach holiday, who should you book with and what should you check before you book? Here are some pointers.

WHO TO TURN TO

FOR UK BREAKS: Leading companies include Shearings (0844 824 6351, www.shearings.com), which has just invested £10million in 30 new state-of-the-art coaches, and Grand UK Holidays (01603 619 933, www.grandukholidays.com). You can find smaller coach tour operators based where you live on www.coachtourismcouncil.co.uk.

FOR DOOR-TO-DOOR PICKUPS: While many coach operators will pick you up near your home from local departure points, a few companies go further. Titan HiTours (0800 988 5858, www.titanhitours.co.uk) promises most holidaymakers free transfers from their front door. For journeys of less than 100 miles, Collette Worldwide Holidays (0800 804 8705, www.colletteworldwide.com) also offers free door-to-door transfers. And Shearings provides a similar service in parts of the Midlands and the North for £12.50 per person each way.

FOR UPMARKET TRIPS: Several companies offer pricier tours using coaches reconfigured with fewer seats, which therefore have more legroom. You also get extra perks such as headsets for listening to music and watching DVDs.

Options available include: Platinum Tourer with Cosmos Tourama (0871 423 8472, www.cosmostourama.co.uk) and premium tours with Insight Vacations (01475 741203, www.insightvacations.com/uk), to Europe and North America. Silver Service tours are available with Leger Holidays (0845 408 0769, www.leger.co.uk) and Grand Tourer holidays with Shearings (01942 824 824, www.grandtourer.com) in Europe.

Other well-regarded companies with upmarket tours include Collette, Journeys of Distinction (0845 372 6006, www.jod.uk.com) and Tauck (0800 961 834, www.tauck.com).

FOR COUNTRY SPECIALISTS: Consider: Jetsave (0871 231 2295, www.jetsave.com/tours) for America; VFB Holidays (01452 716 831, www.vfbholidays.co.uk) for France; and Christopher Pollard Tours (01823 286 097, www.christopherpollardtours.co.uk) for small-group cultural explorations of Spain.

FOR OLDIES: Most bookers of coach holidays are not spring chickens but with Grand UK Holidays, which offers European and UK breaks, either you or your companion must be over 55. Saga Holidays (0800 096 0078, www.saga.co.uk) offers a wide range for those aged over 50.

FOR SINGLES: Just You (0800 567 7393, www.justyou.co.uk) specialises in touring holidays for singles. Titan HiTours and Voyages Jules Verne (0845 166 7003, www.vjv.com) have no single supplements.

FOR THEMED HOLIDAYS: Travelsphere (0800 567 7372, www.travelsphere.co.uk) has put together a Buddy Holly US tour in September to coincide with the 50th anniversary of the singer's death.

Many of the best themed tours are offered by specialist companies. For battlefield tours, try Holts Tours (0845 375 0430, www.holts.co.uk); for archaeological tours, Andante Travels (01722 713 800, www.andantetravels.co.uk); or for garden tours, Brightwater Holidays (01334 657 155, www.brightwaterholidays.com).

More options at www.aito.co.uk - the website of the Association of Independent Tour Operators.

FOR A ONE-STOP SHOP: Best bet for mainstream holidays is Coachholidays.com (0845 330 3747, www.coachholidays.com), an agent for more than 50 of the leading tour companies. The website has good search options and tempting deals.

FIVE POINTS TO CHECK BEFORE YOU BOOK

1) Do tour managers stay for the duration of the trip? Are they employed by the firm? Yes, with Titan HiTours, for example, but not necessarily with others.

2) What's the board arrangement? Half-board (breakfast and dinner) or B&B? Often it's unclear in tour summaries, making comparing deals difficult.

3) How long do you spend on the coach each day? A whistle-stop 'highlights' tour that whizzes round Europe in a fortnight is likely to be less rewarding, and likely to allow less time for exploring, than one that focuses on just Provence or Tuscany. Most firms spell out itineraries in detail on their websites.

4) Are there many stopovers for one night only? If so, the tour may be rushed and tiring. A tour with day trips from one or two bases may be more relaxing.

5) Is porterage (carrying bags from the coach to your room) included? With many firms yes (usually one bag per passenger), but it varies. For example, Leger includes porterage only on Silver Service tours.

old school riders

old school riders

PICO RIVERA, Calif. -- A gunman fired into a group of people outside a pizza restaurant where a motorcycle club was holding a fundraising event, killing three people and wounding seven.

Police said Sunday they were still seeking the gunman.

Investigators were trying to determine whether the shooting was gang related, said Los Angeles County sheriff's Deputy Keith Ho.

The shooting occurred Saturday evening during a fundraiser held by a motorcycle group called the Old School Riders. People gathered in the parking lot of Falcone's Pizza were fired upon by a gunman who then jumped into a dark-colored vehicle, Ho said.

"The suspect started firing into the crowd without provocation," the deputy said.

Three men, two of them brothers, died at the scene. Seven others were hospitalized in conditions ranging from moderate to serious, Ho said.

Nobody inside the restaurant was injured.

The Old School Riders Web site said security would be provided for the event.

The group's mission is "to enjoy the outdoors and also join together to participate in charitable events." The Web site also said the group is made up of family and friends and no one represents any specific biker club.

Pico Rivera is about 15 miles east of downtown Los Angeles.

connie hamzy

connie hamzy

Connie” Hamzy has loved rock stars like no other, counting among her conquests members of the Eagles, Led Zeppelin, and the Who. Now 50, Arkansas’ second-most famous oral-sex fan talks about why she’s still with the band.(connie hamzy)

It’s 10:30 A.M. on a Friday in Little Rock, Arkansas, and Connie Hamzy is sitting at the bar of the Sticky Fingerz Rock’N'Roll Chicken Shack, telling a story to a small audience of busboys and cocktail waitresses. “So I’m out on the tour bus, smokin’ dope and blowing roadies,” she says in a lazy Southern accent. “And who comes into the back lounge? Neil fucking Diamond.” A man pulls out a stool next to her. He is wearing a hat shaped like the snout of a hog. “Neil looks me up and down and nods his approval,” Hamzy continues. “Then he gets high with us, and disappears backstage. A few minutes later, his manager says he wants to see me in his dressing room. So I knock on the door, and there’s Neil waiting for me in a blue robe. And I didn’t just suck him – there was fucking, too.”

At first glance, Hamzy could be any middle-aged woman half-drunk on a Friday morning. But a closer examination reveals she’s different somehow, maybe even important. Customers – mostly men- begin approaching her from all directions. They seem to know her name. They say hello and want to shake her hand. The man in the pig hat buys her a drink. She is, after all, a celebrity. As Grand Funk sang in “We’re an American Band,” “Out on the road for 40 days/ Last night in Little Rock put me in a haze/ Sweet, sweet Connie, doin’ her act/ She had the whole show and that’s a natural fact.”

Sweet Connie is more than a two-line cameo in a 30-year-old song: She’s the world’s most notorious rock’n'roll groupie, with a sexual resume that dates back to 1970. Her list of conquests reads like the selections on a biker-bar jukebox, including, she claims, members of the Who, Led Zeppelin, the Eagles, Bad Company, the Allman Brothers Band, ZZ Top, and the Doobie Brothers. In 1974, when Hamzy was 19, her groupie escapades were detailed in a Cosmopolitan magazine profile, and in 1992 she wrote a tell-all article for Penthouse. She’s been interviewed by Geraldo Rivera and Joan Rivers, and appeared on Insomniac With Dave Attell. Though most her groupie contemporaries, like Pamela Des Barres and Bebe Buell, drifted out of the scene by the mid-’80s to raise families or cultivate book deals, Sweet Connie continued her exploits into the new millennium, and today she can be found lurking backstage at nearly every gig in central Arkansas. Connie Hamzy is 50 years old.

“She’s a legend in Little Rock,” says Sticky Fingerz owner Chris King as he wipes down the bar. “Whenever there’s a good concert at the amphitheater, she likes to come in before the show, have a glass of chardonnay on the rocks, and tell us these wonderful stories about her life.”

Though I’d spoken to Hamzy on the phone several times in preparation for my October visit, I didn’t know what to expect when I met her in person. As I discovered early on, she is prone to outbursts that teeter precariously between the profane and the bizarre. During one conversation, Hamzy, upon learning that I had briefly been a roadie for Dan Fogelberg, says with a hint of amusement, “Yeah, I blew him. And his manager, too.”

http://www.spinmagazine.com

Saturday, June 27, 2009

serpico star

serpico star

We're only a few episodes into Season 3 of Army Wives, but the drama is already at an all-time high in the Sherwood family. TVGuide.com caught up with Terry Serpico, who plays the stringent Frank Sherwood, to find out what he thinks drove Denise to have an extramarital tryst, why her best gal pals are giving her the cold shoulder and what's next for the troubled couple.

TVGuide.com: So where do we pick up this week with the Frank-and-Denise saga?
Terry Serpico: This week, Frank is on his way home [from his mission]. He's on his way to deal with his domestic situation under the guise of being reassigned. But the unspoken assignment is to deal with his wife. And in his return, there is the obvious confrontation where he wants to hear from her about the affair. All he knows is she's been terminated from her job and the rest is all rumors.

TVGuide.com: Why do you think Denise, who was once such a doting wife, ended up having an affair?
Serpico: Denise was kind of denied a young adulthood. She married Frank when she was 19 years old; he was her only lover and her life. She got to a point where she realized there was more and she wanted to experience those things she's been denied before. She wanted to sow these wild oats, and it's a little late to be sowing those oats — not late in terms of her age, but late in that she's married.

Watch full episodes of Army Wives

TVGuide.com: Could Frank have driven her to commit adultery?
Serpico: I have a hard time with that because I see Frank as rigid and difficult, but you have to read between the lines with him. Denise started making changes with her appearance and Frank was somewhat taken aback, but went along with it. She started initiating sex, and while Frank was taken aback, he went along with it. Denise wanted to go back to work, and while he's a very traditional man, he went along with it. If you go back and look, Frank has been remarkably flexible with her for a man supposedly so inflexible. I suppose a case could be made that because Frank is such a black-and-white person, Denise felt somewhat stifled. But I think what's led Denise to have the affair is within Denise.

TVGuide.com: Why would Denise's closest friends give her the cold shoulder at a time she needs them most?
Serpico: I think there's an unspoken code in the military that if your husband is away putting his life on the line for the country, that's just a place you don't go. And I think her friends have turned their back on her simply because they don't know what to say or how to handle the situation. You haven't really seen Denise really coming from a point of remorse. She's looking at it as, "My friends have turned their back on me, and I am such the victim." And the fact of the matter is she dug this hole for herself. If she finds herself adrift, then that's just the consequences for her actions. But over time we can expect these bonds will be rebuilt because we don't have a show without it. [Laughs]

Check out photos of the military couples on Army Wives

TVGuide.com: Do you think Frank is concerned about the rumors?
Serpico: It is true that if an officer cannot maintain the proper function of his marriage, then it's assumed that he can not maintain the proper function of his battalion. So as the marriage goes, so does the career. What she's done is not only jeopardize the marriage, but his career as well. She's knocked the supports out of the two major tenets of his life. How he's perceived as an officer and soldier in his peer group are very important to him.

TVGuide.com: You seem to know a lot about the unspoken military code. Did you do a lot of research for this role?
Serpico: I was raised in the military. My father was a 26-year military veteran who retired a colonel in the Army. And he was a hard-ass Army officer. In fact, his name is Frank. The irony is very thick. [Laughs] From the first day I put my character on, I knew him inside out. I'm absolutely channeling my father. He recognizes himself, as does the rest of my family and anyone who knows him. And he's very supportive of the show.

cap and trade vote results

cap and trade vote results

The U.S. House of Representatives passed the American Clean Energy and Security Act in a historic vote on Friday evening by a final count of 219 to 212. Supporters of the bill needed a simple majority of 218 votes.

The Senate is expected to write its own version of the legislation before it can be passed to President Obama, who is actively promoting the policies to put the U.S. into a clean energy economy path.

Below are the full results of today's vote, broken down into categories which include Ayes, Noes, Democrats, Republicans and independents according to U.S. Congressional records published today.

FINAL VOTE RESULTS FOR ROLL CALL

(Democrats in roman; Republicans in italic; Independents underlined)

H R 2454 RECORDED VOTE 26-Jun-2009 7:17 PM

QUESTION: On Passage

BILL TITLE: American Clean Energy and Security Act


AYES

NOES

PRES

NV

DEMOCRATIC

211

44


1

REPUBLICAN

8

168


2

INDEPENDENT



TOTALS

219

212


3

---- AYES 219 ---

Abercrombie

Ackerman

Adler (NJ)

Andrews

Baca

Baird

Baldwin

Bean

Becerra

Berkley

Berman

Bishop (GA)

Bishop (NY)

Blumenauer

Boccieri

Bono Mack

Boswell

Boucher

Boyd

Brady (PA)

Braley (IA)

Brown, Corrine

Butterfield

Capps

Capuano

Cardoza

Carnahan

Carson (IN)

Castle

Castor (FL)

Chandler

Clarke

Clay

Cleaver

Clyburn

Cohen

Connolly (VA)

Conyers

Cooper

Courtney

Crowley

Cuellar

Cummings

Davis (CA)

Davis (IL)

DeGette

Delahunt

DeLauro

Dicks

Dingell

Doggett

Doyle

Driehaus

Edwards (MD)

Ellison

Engel

Eshoo

Etheridge

Farr

Fattah

Filner

Frank (MA)

Fudge

Giffords

Gonzalez

Gordon (TN)

Grayson

Green, Al

Green, Gene

Grijalva

Gutierrez

Hall (NY)

Halvorson

Hare

Harman

Heinrich

Higgins

Hill

Himes

Hinchey

Hinojosa

Hirono

Hodes

Holt

Honda

Hoyer

Inslee

Israel

Jackson (IL)

Jackson-Lee (TX)

Johnson (GA)

Johnson, E. B.

Kagen

Kanjorski

Kaptur

Kennedy

Kildee

Kilpatrick (MI)

Kilroy

Kind

Kirk

Klein (FL)

Kosmas

Kratovil

Lance

Langevin

Larsen (WA)

Larson (CT)

Lee (CA)

Levin

Lewis (GA)

Lipinski

LoBiondo

Loebsack

Lofgren, Zoe

Lowey

Luján

Lynch

Maffei

Maloney

Markey (CO)

Markey (MA)

Matsui

McCarthy (NY)

McCollum

McDermott

McGovern

McHugh

McMahon

McNerney

Meek (FL)

Meeks (NY)

Michaud

Miller (NC)

Miller, George

Moore (KS)

Moore (WI)

Moran (VA)

Murphy (CT)

Murphy (NY)

Murphy, Patrick

Murtha

Nadler (NY)

Napolitano

Neal (MA)

Oberstar

Obey

Olver

Pallone

Pascrell

Pastor (AZ)

Payne

Pelosi

Perlmutter

Perriello

Peters

Peterson

Pingree (ME)

Polis (CO)

Price (NC)

Quigley

Rangel

Reichert

Reyes

Richardson

Rothman (NJ)

Roybal-Allard

Ruppersberger

Rush

Ryan (OH)

Sánchez, Linda T.

Sanchez, Loretta

Sarbanes

Schakowsky

Schauer

Schiff

Schrader

Schwartz

Scott (GA)

Scott (VA)

Serrano

Sestak

Shea-Porter

Sherman

Shuler

Sires

Skelton

Slaughter

Smith (NJ)

Smith (WA)

Snyder

Space

Speier

Spratt

Stupak

Sutton

Tauscher

Teague

Thompson (CA)

Thompson (MS)

Tierney

Titus

Tonko

Towns

Tsongas

Van Hollen

Velázquez

Walz

Wasserman Schultz

Waters

Watson

Watt

Waxman

Weiner

Welch

Wexler

Woolsey

Wu

Yarmuth

---- NOES 212 ---

Aderholt

Akin

Alexander

Altmire

Arcuri

Austria

Bachmann

Bachus

Barrett (SC)

Barrow

Bartlett

Barton (TX)

Berry

Biggert

Bilbray

Bilirakis

Bishop (UT)

Blackburn

Blunt

Boehner

Bonner

Boozman

Boren

Boustany

Brady (TX)

Bright

Broun (GA)

Brown (SC)

Brown-Waite, Ginny

Buchanan

Burgess

Burton (IN)

Buyer

Calvert

Camp

Campbell

Cantor

Cao

Capito

Carney

Carter

Cassidy

Chaffetz

Childers

Coble

Coffman (CO)

Cole

Conaway

Costa

Costello

Crenshaw

Culberson

Dahlkemper

Davis (AL)

Davis (KY)

Davis (TN)

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michael jackson death photos

michael jackson death photos

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Doctors conducted an autopsy on the body of Michael Jackson on Friday but could not immediately determine what killed the "King of Pop," amid reports he had been injected with a narcotic painkiller shortly before collapsing. Jackson was in full cardiac arrest when paramedics arrived at his rented mansion in the Holmby Hills neighborhood of Los Angeles on Thursday afternoon, with his personal physician trying desperately to revive him.

Farrah Fawcett funeral set for Tuesday in L.A

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A private funeral for actress Farrah Fawcett will be held at the Catholic cathedral of Los Angeles next Tuesday, church officials said on Friday. The service for the former "Charlie's Angels" actress will take place at the Cathedral of Our Lady of the Angels at 4 p.m. PDT (1900 EDT).

Hello Goodbye: Jackson's Beatles rights at risk

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Beatles For Sale? The Fab Four's prized catalog -- specifically 267 songs mostly written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney -- is embarking on a long and winding road of ownership uncertainty following the death of Michael Jackson on Thursday.

Rapper Coolio pleads guilty to cocaine possession

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Rap star Coolio pleaded guilty on Friday to possession of cocaine and will avoid jail by entering an 18-month drug rehabilitation program, a spokeswoman for prosecutors said. Coolio, who had hits in the mid-1990s with "Gangsta's Paradise" and "Fantastic Voyage," faced three years in prison if convicted of all the charges against him, said Jane Robison, spokeswoman for the L.A. County District Attorney's Office.

Michael Jackson feared he'd "end up" like Elvis: Lisa Marie

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Michael Jackson's former wife Lisa Marie Presley said on Friday the pop star was a tortured soul who once predicted that he would "end up" like her father, the late rock icon Elvis Presley. Writing on her MySpace blog, Presley also ripped into reports in the media that her relationship with Jackson was contrived, saying they split because she could not save him from self-destructive behavior.

Jackson leaves hefty debts, unrealized comeback

LOS ANGELES/NEW YORK (Reuters) - Along with a vast musical legacy and legions of adoring fans, pop superstar Michael Jackson leaves behind a mountain of debt and an unfulfilled comeback many hoped would rake in millions and erase his financial troubles. The King of Pop died suddenly on Thursday at the age of 50, after a career spanning 40 years that included the biggest-selling pop album of all time, "Thriller."

"Transformers" in high gear already

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Debuting Wednesday to an estimated $60.6 million, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" already has begun its triumphal rounding of the box office bases that should see it set a record or two by weekend's end. Once Michael Bay's sequel to the 2007 hit based on the Hasbro toy line staked out the upcoming weekend, there was never any question that it would dominate overall sales. Competitors steered clear of the date, with only Warner Bros. fielding the feel-good weepie "My Sister's Keeper" in a modest bit of counterprogramming.

Studios wary of Oscar's new best-picture rule

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - If ever there were a time that the town needed a jolt of adrenaline, Wednesday was it -- but from, of all places, the staid, mostly predictable Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences? What everyone thought would be another sleepy announcement about an arcane rule change in the documentary or foreign language category turned into the headline of the day -- opening up the Oscar race to 10 best picture nominees.

NBC sets fall schedule dates

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - NBC will launch the bulk of its fall schedule during the weeks of September 14 and September 21, the latter marking the official premiere week. A day after the September 13 kickoff of "Sunday Night Football," the network will roll out its most prominent new program, weeknight "The Jay Leno Show."

"Old Boy" proceeds despite legal scuffle

TOKYO/SEOUL (Hollywood Reporter) - Steven Spielberg and Will Smith are moving forward with plans for a remake of "Old Boy" despite a complex, behind-the-scenes rights wrangle involving the Japanese publishers of the original manga and the Korean producers of Park Chan-Wook's 2003 cult hit. Futabasha, publisher of the manga by Nobuaki Minegishi and Garon Tsuchiya, has filed a case against Show East in Seoul, alleging the Korean company never had the right to negotiate a remake.

Friday, June 26, 2009

michael jackson songs listen

michael jackson songs listen

It seems implausible that an artist who sold more than 100m albums during his career could be broke, but Michael Jackson is said to have died owing anything up to $500m (£302m).

With the huge global success of Thriller and the follow up album Bad, Jackson became one of the most bankable stars of the 1980s, giving him the leverage to earn unusually large royalties from the sale of each disc.

He became known for increasingly lavish spending and bought the sprawling Neverland ranch in Santa Barbara for $14.6m in 1988, including a funfair and zoo. In one of his shrewdest business moves, at the peak of his fame in 1985, Jackson paid $47.5m for ATV Music, which owned the copyright to songs written by the Beatles' John Lennon and Paul McCartney, outbidding McCartney himself. Owning the songs earned him a steady stream of royalties every time one of the songs was either played on the radio or performed.

In 1991 he signed a $65m recording deal with Sony.

But the turning point appeared to come in 1993, when he faced a civil lawsuit brought by the parents of the 13-year-old boy Jordy Chandler. Jackson, who paid $22m to settle the case, became ever more reclusive and his financial situation apparently spiralled out of control. A recent press report suggested that Jackson may have burnt through $1bn in the past 20 years. No one knows for sure what he spent his fortune on but there was a clue in Martin Bashir's 2003 documentary, in which the singer splashed out $6m in a single store on a shopping trip.

The financial strain began to show in the mid-1990s when he agreed to merge ATV with Sony's library of songs.

But still his finances worsened. In recent years, he became mired in lawsuits filed by creditors, including the lawyers who had defended the singer in another child molestation trial in 2005. During that trial, which ended in an acquittal, details of Jackson's finances were trawled over. One accountant testified that he had an "ongoing cash crisis" and was spending $20m to $30m a year more than he earned. Prosecutors said he had a "billionaire spending habit for only a millionaire's spending budget".

Earlier this month, the organisers of a proposed Jackson 5 reunion concert filed a $40m claim against the singer. The New Jersey-based promoter AllGood Entertainment claimed breach of contract and fraud, demanding $20m in compensatory damages and another $20m in punitive damages, claiming that Jackson had promised not to perform solo ahead of a show scheduled for next year. Other suits in recent years were lodged by Union Finance & Investment Corporation, which sought $12m in unpaid fees, and a $7m claim from the sheikh Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa, the second son of the king of Bahrain who claimed he had given the singer millions of dollars to produce an album, a stage musical and write an autobiography, none of which appeared.

In 2001, Jackson had used his half of ATV to secure a $200m loan from Bank of America and in 2006 was forced to refinance the loan to stave off bankruptcy.

In March last year, Jackson faced foreclosure on Neverland although a real estate investment firm came to his aid, setting up a joint venture with him to take ownership of the ranch. In April he called a halt to a public auction of his belongings including jewel-encrusted concert tickets, stage-wear and music memorabilia.

Jackson was said to have still been making an annual income of $19m. But the singer had not released any new material since the album Invincible in 1991, which had not been a success, and had not performed live for over a decade and there were hopes that the comeback tour might solve his financial crisis for good. It was estimated that he could have made up to $500m if he had taken the show around the world.

Ultimately though he has left another financial mess at AEG, the owner of the O2 arena, formerly known as the Millennium Dome. According to Billboard magazine, more than $85m worth of tickets have been sold and AEG has already spent $30m on the production.

Reports are also suggesting that the firm was only insured for the first 10 nights of the residence, as insurers were wary of the singer being fit enough to play all 50 nights, leaving AEG with an potential insurance liability of up to £300m.

maria belen chapur pictures

maria belen chapur pictures

The paparazzi can forget about trailing Jon and Kate Gosselin for a while, said Rebecca Dana in The Wall Street Journal. "Now the race is on for the first picture of South Carolina governor (for now) Mark Sanford’s Argentinian mistress Maria Belen Chapur. The first photo will mean newsstand gold (or a traffic bonanza) for whatever outlet tracks it down."

A TV station in Argentina beat the paparazzi to the punch, said the New York Post. A video of Maria Belen Chapur has already surfaced on the Internet. (watch a Spanish-language news report by a woman identified as Belen Chapur). Not much is known about Mark Sanford's alleged mistress, although a witness who works in her 14-story Buenos Aires apartment building describes her "as a beautiful brunette with big eyes who plays tennis on a nearby lawn and runs every morning in her neighborhood."

The woman who conquered the heart of Gov. Mark Sanford is no longer a mystery, said Argentina's La Prensa. She made the video now seen online in 2001, when she covered the one-month anniversary of the collapse of the World Trade Center twin towers during a brief stint as a journalist. The doorman in her building describes her as very nice and "elegant" -- she graduated from some of Argentina's finest schools. But for now she's holed up in her apartment, avoiding the legions of journalists standing sentry outside.

tippy tom died

tippy tom died

Tippy Tom, whoever he is, is not dead yet, I assure you that. I have searched major news website to confirm if Tippy Tom is indeed dead as millions of Internet users are searching for the topic Tippy Tom Died - Dead - Death. This maybe another celebrity death hoax. Many news of these type, a celebrity died, have been popping out since the death of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. I'm not sure what other people will benefit for saying that Tippy Tom died. Again, I say Tippy Tom Died news is a complete Hoax.

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

glidden paint

glidden paint


Glidden Paint’s Free Paint Giveaway starts today! Glidden’s Paint Giveaway of a quart of paint runs nationally starting today June 25, 2009 and ends July 2, 2009.

The promotion is a quart of paint. If you love to paint, like LALATE does, you know that a quart of paint can go a long way - some touch up of some bumps on the walls from the kids, some trim color change, some cabinet color dressing. A quart can come in handy and with Glidden you get a super brand.

To participate:
1. Register online at www.glidden.com, or call 1-800-GLIDDEN anytime between June 25, 2009 - July 2, 2009.
2. Choose any Glidden color.


Can you color match? How do you receive the paint?

Details are still getting painted up online:
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farrah fawcett last rites

farrah fawcett last rites

Cancer-stricken Farrah Fawcett had taken a serious turn for the worse and her loved ones reportedly gathered at her bedside Wednesday night.

A priest also was summoned to the Los Angeles hospital where the 62-year-old "Charlie's Angels" icon - a devout Catholic - is being treated for anal cancer, the television show "Extra" reported.

Her publicist, Arnold Robinson, would not comment on the reports, saying only that "she is still being treated for her condition."

Those keeping vigil in the intensive care unit included longtime love Ryan O'Neal, who has been with the one-time sex symbol constantly since she was hospitalized two weeks ago.

Mela Murphy, Farrah's friend and hairdresser of 18 years, and close pal and fellow actress Alana Stewart were also said to be with Fawcett.

"There was a moment last week when she was supposed to be released and was going home," a source close to Fawcett told People.com. "But things changed."

The actress was diagnosed with cancer in 2006 and her fight for survival was chronicled in the NBC documentary, "Farrah's Story."

Ryan, 68, was hoping she would recover enough for them to tie the knot.

"I've asked her to marry me again, and she's agreed," he told Barbara Walters for a "2-0/20" interview scheduled to air tomorrow.

"Farrah is fighting for her life. But we will wed as soon as she can say yes. Maybe we can just nod her head.

"I promise you, we will. Absolutely."

Ryan says he has never felt the need to marry his long-term love until now.

They have one son together, 24-year-old Redmond O'Neal.

maria belen shapur

maria belen shapur

PHOTO! Maria Belen Shapur is Mark Sanford’s alleged MARIA mistress. Maria Belen Shapur’s emails as Sanford’s alleged mistress of Buenos Aries, Argentina to Mark Sanford, SC’s Governor, were revealed by LALATE to you on Wednesday.

Now moments ago Maria Belen Shapur has has been finally identified as the complete name of the mistress “Maria”. Her apartment building’s picture is depicted above.

Maria Belen Shapur lives reportedly in the Republica de La India in Buenos Aires in the Barrio Palermo, near th the Buenos Aires zoo. Shapur reportedly works for Bunge y Born, an agribusiness and grain trading corporation. Shapur is fluent in English, Portuguese and Chinese. Shapur is 43 and has two sons. The Palermo Barrio, or District, is said to be affluent.

Shapur has refused to comment about the story first broke and questioned by The State. As broke on LALATE Wednesday, she reportedly met the Governor during an economic development conference in Argentina several months ago

Below again are the complete emails from the State.


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From Gov. Sanford,Date: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 12:24 a.m.

“One, tomorrow leave at 5 a.m. for New York and meetings. Will think about you on its streets and wish I was going to be there later in the month when you are there. Tomorrow night back to Philadelphia for the start of the National Governor’s Conference through the weekend. Back to Columbia for Tuesday and then on Wednesday, as I think I had told you, taking the family to China, Tibet, Nepal, India, Thailand and then back through Hong Kong on world wind tour. Few days home then to Bahamas for 5 days on a friend’s boat for the last break of the summer. The following weekend have been asked to spend it out in Aspen, Colorado with McCain - which has kicked up the whole VP talk all over again in the press back home …

Two, mutual feelings …. You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details …

Three and finally, while all the things above are all too true - at the same time we are in a hopelessly - or as you put it impossible - or how about combine and simply say hopelessly impossible situation of love. How in the world this lightening strike snuck up on us I am still not quite sure. As I have said to you before I certainly had a special feeling about you from the first time we met, but these feelings were contained and I genuinely enjoyed our special friendship and the comparing of all too many personal notes …

Lastly I also suspect I feel a little vulnerable because this is ground I have never certainly never covered before - so if you have pearls of wisdom on how we figure all this out please let me know… In the meantime please sleep soundly knowing that despite the best efforts of my head my heart cries out for you, your voice, your body, the touch of your lips, the touch of your finger tips and an even deeper connection to your soul.”

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From Maria,Wednesday, July 9, 2008 8:14 p.m.

“As I told you I shouldn’t have done this trip but I would have felt worst if I wouldn’t have come because it was too over the date, he is a very nice guy, great heart … but unfortunately I am not in love with him … You are my love … something hard to believe even for myself as it’s also a kind of impossible love, not only because of distance but situation. Sometimes you don’t choose things, they just happen… I can’t redirect my feelings and I am very happy with mine towards you.”

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From Gov. Sanford,Tuesday, July 8, 1:42 a.m.

“Got back an hour ago to civilization and am now in Columbia after what was for me a glorious break from reality down at the farm. No phones ringing and tangible evidence of a day’s labors. Though I have started every day by 6 this morning woke at 4:30, I guess since my body knew it was the last day, and I went out and ran the excavator with lights until the sun came up. To me, and I suspect no one else on earth, there is something wonderful about listening to country music playing in the cab, air conditioner running, the hum of a huge diesel engine in the back ground, the tranquillity that comes with being in a virtual wilderness of trees and marsh, the day breaking and vibrant pink coming alive in the morning clouds - and getting to build something with each scoop of dirt.”


Wednesday, June 24, 2009

wyoming game and fish

wyoming game and fish

CHEYENNE, Wyo. (AP) - The Wyoming Game and Fish Department plans to have the results of the drawing for resident elk, deer and antelope licenses available on its Web site on Wednesday.

Applications for most of the limited-quota licenses were due to the game department in May. Some licenses for deer and elk will still be available for over-the-counter purchase.

Applicants will need to have their birthday and postal Zip codes available to check whether they drew licenses on the department Web site.

On the Web: http://gf.state.wy.us/drawresults/frmsearch.aspx

college world series 2009 score

college world series 2009 score

Since 1947 the College World Series has crowned the champions of college baseball, and since 1950 the College World Series (CWS) has been played in Omaha, Nebraska. With a contract in place keeping the College World Series in Omaha through 2035, we will continue to see the greatest baseball from the college game in the classic Nebraska location.(College World Series 2009 Score)

In addition to our great coverage of the NCAA Tournament and college bowl games, College Sports Fans now brings you coverage of the 2009 College Baseball World Series as well as historical College World Series winners. Catch the 2009 CWS schedule, scores & more online as we provide coverage of college baseball’s main event.
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bernadette peters

bernadette peters

SAN FRANCISCO — If you’re disposed to whistle a happy show tune, be at Davies Hall on Saturday for an evening with two-time Tony winner and Broadway, film and television star Bernadette Peters and the San Francisco Symphony.

Having recently returned to Los Angeles from a concert tour in Australia — which will be released on DVD — Peters is homesick.

“I can’t wait to see Stella,” she says. “She’s the star of my next book!” Stella, a pit bull adopted from a shelter, shares Peters’ New York home with her redheaded mama and Kramer, a terrier mix of equally uncertain provenance.

With this much canine company, it should be no surprise that Peters is the very active spokeswoman, along with animal lover Mary Tyler Moore, of Broadway Barks, a star-studded annual theater alley adopt-a-thon for Gotham’s homeless critters, held July 11.

“This year we’ve got Angela Lansbury and Michael Urie [Peters’ co-star] from ‘Ugly Betty’ is coming!”

Last year, Peters’ dog Kramer was the hero of her first literary effort, a charming children’s best-seller, also called “Broadway Barks.” The book’s companion CD included an original song by this premier interpreter of Sondheim.

Peters is modest about it. “Lyric writing is an art. I just sort of channeled that.”

“I’ve already written it,” Peters says when asked if Stella’s book will be similarly enhanced. “I’m starting to write more.”

“I was driving in the car the other day and all of a sudden these lyrics came to me and I’m like, ‘How do I save this so I can remember it?’” she says. “So I’m, you know, writing them down on a shopping bag during the red lights! So crazy! Then I remembered a friend of mine had given me a little tape recorder, so now I carry that with me. It’s safer for everybody that way!”

IF YOU GO
Bernadette Peters

Presented by San Francisco Symphony

Where: Davies Hall, 201 Van Ness Ave., San Francisco
When: 8 p.m. Saturday
Tickets: $30 to $90
Contact: (415) 864-6000, www.sfsymphony.org

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

neda agha sultan video

neda agha sultan video

Neda Agha Sultan (her name is variously given as Neda Soltani, Neda Sultan, Neda Agha Soltan, Neda Agha Sultan, the differences coming from a combination of the different languages of Farsi and English and tha fact that they don't use the same alphabet) was the young woman shot dead during the demonstrations over the Iranian electoral fraud of last week.

There was a video taken of her death: showing the ubiquity of camera phones around the world. And, of course, the Neda Agha Sultan video was immediately loaded into Facebook, YouTube and all of the other social media. It's a textbook example of how the world has changed technologically since Tiananmen, since the Berlin Wall fell.

But do be aware that this is extremely disturbing: Neda Sultan really is dying in this video, this is not a reconstruction.

Neda Agha Sultan was not the first to die in these protests and probably will not be the last. But she's probably the one that we will all remember, however little that is of comfort to her or those she left behind.

perez hilton assaulted video

perez hilton assaulted video

This story seems to have everything for our modern age, this Perez Hilton assaulted video story.

First we have the necessary second rate celebrity, one who has become famous for, well, actually, for posting photos of real celebrities to the internet, Mr. Perez Hilton himself.

Then we have the background required, the late night (or early morning) in and around a nightclub. We need a musician or two, which we have in the figures of Will.I.Am. from Black Eyed Peas. What else....ah, yes, we require a little violence don't we?

Top off with some delightful arrogance combined with ineptitude and stir in a decent portion of modern socal media and thus we have our story.

To start, have a look at the video of the actual "assault on Perex Hilton over at TMZ. It would seem that Perez was rather egging on Will.I.Am. Swearing at someone, making heteronormative insults, has been known to provoke a punch or two.

Then we have Perez telling us all how he has indeed been assaulted....although not very much judging by the lack of bruising.

Then we have Will.I.Am pointing out that he never punched anyone at all.



This is the way it all works in this modern world folks. And we have to ask ourselves, do we actually care about any of these people? About a scuffle between them?

Apparently the police at least have taken the matter seriously:

Toronto police have charged Black Eyed Peas manager Liborio Molina with assault after a scuffle with blogger Perez Hilton at a local awards ceremony.

But the thing that is in fact interesting is that Hilton tried to get help from the police by using Twitter.

Yup, he really thought that that was the way to get ahold of a police officer.

Amazing, eh?

johnny carson

johnny carson

Although he did other things in his 86 years, Ed McMahon, who died Tuesday in Los Angeles, will be remembered mostly as the man who sat next to Johnny Carson, except when more important celebrities came between them.

Notwithstanding the dozen years of hosting "Star Search," a role in the 1997 Tom Arnold sitcom "The Tom Show," a high-profile Cash4Gold ad during the last Super Bowl and all that knocking on people's doors in the name of the Publishers Clearing House, McMahon was a professional sidekick, a less-than-equal partner in an enterprise of which he was nevertheless a vital part: Thinking of Johnny, one proceeds quickly and naturally to Ed, who by dint of association was almost as famous as his boss -- I say "almost" to include that fraction of the world that may have seen or heard of Carson but never watched his show.

It's easy to underestimate his accomplishment -- or even to wonder whether it should be called an accomplishment at all. We live in a nation of aspiring quarterbacks, pitchers, lead singers and presidents, where we are told to dream big and have it all. (The vice presidency of the United States is regarded as a rarefied form of failure.) But in a world where everyone is innately a star, what does it mean to settle for life as a mere moon?

And yet, just as the moon plays upon the Earth, animating its tides and its werewolves, the sidekick is not without power of his (or her) own. His very presence is the proof that his presence is required. He may come as a straight man, a stooge, a teacher, an apprentice, a servant or pal, but he completes the star-hero in some way to their mutual advantage -- as a counterweight, an anchor, a witness, a frame for the picture, a setting for the stone. Like Jiminy Cricket, a conscience. Who is Prince Hal without Falstaff, Don Quixote sans Sancho Panza? Little John and Robin Hood, Horatio and Hamlet, Friday and Crusoe, Watson and Holmes, Tinkerbell and Peter Pan, Ethel and Lucy, Barney and Fred, Barney and Andy, Ed and Ralph, Rhoda and Mary, Willow and Buffy, and all those traveling companions to Doctor Who -- unequal, perhaps, yet inextricable.

We may reflexively regard him as slower, dumber, less handsome than the hero he shadows, but in practice the sidekick may be the smarter, funnier, faster, better-looking or more practical one. Less bound by convention or expectation, flexible rather than stiff-necked, he is free in ways forbidden the hero. His life is simpler, his soul less troubled. Ed Norton may be a dimwit, but he isn't tormented, like Ralph Kramden, by desperation and desire. Spock is cooler than Kirk. It seems like the better job.

Not every talk show host has employed a sidekick in the McMahon mold. Merv Griffin had Arthur Treacher, a very tall British character actor who earlier specialized in butlers, appropriately, and, after McMahon, the best of the breed. Regis Philbin played second banana to Rat Packer Joey Bishop on his short-lived 1960s late-night show. But Dick Cavett was a solo act; Mike Douglas relied on changing celebrity co-hosts; and Jay Leno had no one on his couch. Still, it seems a sign of respect to McMahon (and to the institution he served) that when Conan O'Brien took the reins of "The Tonight Show," he had a partner in place, original "Late Night" sidekick Andy Richter.

Ed and Johnny were "as close as two non-married people can be," as McMahon wrote in his book, "Here's Johnny: Memories of Johnny Carson, 'The Tonight Show' and 46 Years of Friendship." McMahon, who was only two years older than Carson, began working as his announcer in in 1957, on the game show "Who Do You Trust?" and accompanied him to "The Tonight Show" in 1962, where they kept on for 30 years..

An uncharitable or undiscerning critic might say McMahon had an easy job: Laugh at the boss' jokes, read a few cue cards, sell a little dog food, cheerfully absorb whatever cracks are made at his expense, slide further down the couch as the evening's guests arrive. (Phil Hartman's "Saturday Night Live" impression of him -- the over-hearty laugh, the booming "You are correct, sir" -- has replaced the actual McMahon in the minds of a couple of generations of viewers.) But the way McMahon told it, that was the point: "My role was to make him look good while not looking too good myself," he wrote, and "to get Johnny to the punch line while seeming to do nothing at all." Carson, for his part, left the air saying, "This show would have been impossible to do without Ed."

There is a kind of genius in knowing how to live with a genius. Did anyone want to grow up to be Ed McMahon? Maybe not. (Though I would rather be Illya Kuryakin than Napoleon Solo.) But they also serve who only sit and laugh -- and cry "Hey-yo!" once in a while. Of all the things Ed provided Johnny, continuity was perhaps the most meaningful: Guests came and went; wives came and went; the world turned. But where there was Johnny, there was always Ed, the witness, the audience, one of us.

Monday, June 22, 2009

us open golf standings

us open golf standings

The topsy-turvy 2009 U.S. Open was about halfway through the final round this morning with Lucas Glover clinging to a slim lead.

Glover was three over par for the round after nine holes, but held on to a one-stroke lead after nine holes. Ricky Barnes stumbled through a plus-five opening nine and was a stroke behind Glover at the turn.

Six golfers, including Phil Mickelson and Tiger Woods, were within four strokes of the lead.

Woods was one-under par for the day and at even par for the tournament through 16 holes.

Mickelson was two under for the tournament through 12 holes.

Glover dropped three shots on the front side and was 4 under, while Barnes made four straight bogeys starting at No. 5 to continue a freefall that started Sunday afternoon. Neither leader had a final-round birdie before making the turn.

Barnes led by six shots at one point yesterday, 15 ahead of Woods.

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FARMINGDALE, N.Y. - The U.S. Open trophy was on display Monday morning. It remained anyone’s guess who would hoist it at day’s end.

The leaders were going the wrong way. So was nearly everyone else. (Click here for live leaderboard or here to watch live)

On Championship Monday, this marathon U.S. Open is far from over.

Lucas Glover held a one-shot lead through nine holes over a fast-fading Ricky Barnes at Bethpage Black. Glover dropped three shots to that point in his final round and was 4 under, one ahead of Barnes, who made four bogeys to continue his freefall that started Sunday afternoon.

Barnes — who led the championship by six shots at one point on Sunday — made four straight bogeys on the front side and spent more time in knee-high grass than on fairways.

Ross Fisher and Hunter Mahan, who lost the 2002 U.S. Amateur championship to Barnes, were at 2 under on the back nine. Phil Mickelson, through 11 holes, and Mike Weir were 1 under.

Mickelson got to 1 under by making birdie at the par-4 ninth, while Tiger Woods was even through 16.

Birdies were rare. Wind was everywhere. And mudballs — players’ biggest fear this rainy week — were increasingly common.

David Duval was in the middle of the fairway on the par-4 7th. His second shot turned dead left, sailing 40 yards past the gallery line and nestling behind a tree — adding to a frustrating day for the former world’s No. 1, who started tied for third place and then made triple-bogey at the par-3 third hole.

It was the harbinger of what lurked at Bethpage on Monday. Everyone was dropping shots.

Barnes threatened to make it a runaway on Sunday, getting to 11 under at one point. But he made bogey on six of the final 13 holes he completed before darkness suspended play, and didn’t really stem that trend Monday.

Mickelson, determined to bring a fairy-tale finish to a U.S. Open career filled with disappointment, made seven birdies in his third-round 69 that left him six shots behind. He has been the runner-up four times in the U.S. Open — three times in New York — and is desperate to bring a silver trophy of cheer home to his wife Amy, who is battling breast cancer and begins treatment July 1.

“I’m one good round away,” Mickelson said.

He wasn’t getting it Monday, though. Nor was Woods: The world’s No. 1 made a putt in the dark for birdie at the 7th hole just as play was stopped Sunday night.

Woods needed a perfect storm Monday, the combination of him making a bunch of birdies and the leaders making a bunch of mistakes. He only got one half of that equation.

“You have to play a great round of golf and get some help,” Woods said. “Obviously, it’s not totally in my control. Only thing I can control is whether I can play a good one or not.”

It was an unlikely duo in the final group. Forget leading: Barnes has only been within 10 shots of the lead after the third round of a PGA Tour event three times before in his career, and Glover has exactly one win on tour.

“I’ll take a lead in 54 holes after any event, let alone the U.S. Open,” Barnes said.

Glover proudly pointed out after 54 holes that he and Barnes were “playing better than everybody right now,” but was also quick to add that with the caliber of players lurking, someone was going to close the gap.

“There’s too many great players and the golf course is too good,” Glover said. “You know somebody is going to make a run.”